Sunday, February 15, 2009

Are you half as rich as Bill Gates?

I'd like to ask Bill Gates a hypothetical question. Given the choice between losing all his money or losing the life of one of his children which would he take?

My guess is that like almost everyone else he would choose to keep the child. Even though in his case his money is set to save countless lives in the future.

If Mr Gates values his family above his wealth and he values his family as much as I value mine doesn't that mean that I am more than half as rich as Bill?

And doesn't that apply to anyone with a family or a friend for that matter?

Think about that when you next buy a lottery ticket and indulge you spending fantasies.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Ultimate self help book

If I were to publish a self help book it would be very short and run something like this.

Step 1 Stop reading self help books, they are only slowing you down.
Step 2 Take a good long think about what you really want out of life and what is possible.
Step 3 What are you waiting for- get on with it.
Step 4 If it isn't working go back to step 1 and start again.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

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