Ultimate self help book

If I were to publish a self help book it would be very short and run something like this.

Step 1 Stop reading self help books, they are only slowing you down.
Step 2 Take a good long think about what you really want out of life and what is possible.
Step 3 What are you waiting for- get on with it.
Step 4 If it isn't working go back to step 1 and start again.

Absolutely guaranteed weight loss

The worlds first absolutely foolproof and 100% guaranteed weight loss programme in 2 simple to follow steps.



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